Star Wars USB Handwarmers
These just might be the most fantastic hand warmers ever invented. Instead of the boring ones in little cellophane packages from Home Depot, how about a Star Wars USB handwarmer? They come in black with Darth Vader or in cheery blue with R2D2. All you have to do is plug them in to a USB port for 2 hours and you’ll have 4 hours of toasty warm fingers. I really want these, but there is one problem. They aren’t currently for sale in the US. My solution? I went to the manufacturer’s site, but TakaraTomy is a Japanese company so the site was in Japanese and therefore less than useful. Then someone suggested I use google translate on the site, and what resulted is the written equivalent of a poorly dubbed Japanese monster movie…
“The coming of winter is still ahead in earnest, however, have more severe decline in morning and evening. I miss those warm season now. What measures are fully prepared for the cold when you go out? Speaking of your disposable hand warmers and cold day. Workshop materials are reports that easily can be taken warm, it has become the whole human race ecological proposition, and only use once, throw away the pain in my heart. I recommend to everyone is having a radical idea Ikairo earth-friendly. Are used repeatedly Ikairo USB Rechargeable Eco Cairo. The two-hour charge, the warmth of 3 ℃ 40 lasts approximately four hours. In addition, special socks to prevent the burn with cold case! “Darth Vader” Star Wars “Star Wars R2-D2” “Kitty” “Relax,” all four. Please take this winter to warm the Earth in Cairo eco-friendly”
And once I finished laughing and envisioning Godzilla stomping on me and my earth-friendly handwarmers….I still couldn’t figure out how to order the darn things!